Wednesday, November 15, 2006

The Silver Swan

The Silver Swan
Orlando Gibbons (1538-1627)
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The Silver Swan who, living, had no note,
When death approached, unlocked her silent throat.
Leaning her breast against the reedy shore,
Thus sung her first and last,
And sung no more:

"Farewell all joys, O death come close mine eyes.
More geese than swans now live, more fools than wise."


Monday, November 13, 2006

Quick Quiz

1. The Indian city of Bangalore recently changed its name to

a) Bengalooru
b) Bangaschmool
c) Bengadhal
d) Bengaboys
e) Dherminal Dhoo


2. A "bube" (pronounced Byoob), is:

a) An insect that feeds on dung
b) A nickname for those with the last name Bubis
c) A short body hair that looks like a pubic hair
d) A boil-like eruption on the skin




3. The moves in Tai Chi all have whacked out names

Which of the following is NOT one of them:

a) Push Needle at Sea Bottom
b) Fan Penetrates Through Back
c) Go Back to Ward Off Monkey
d) Fair Maiden Works Shuttle
e) Crafting the Pei Pa



4. Where am I in this picture:

a) Vietnam
b) Thailand
c) The Philippines
d) India
e) Ottawa

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Absolute Trash