The Jay-Z Ugly Posse
Alright, in honour of his Golden Globes appearance last night, I just have to. Found this on thebitterblog.com, so all credit for this hilarity goes there. Just has to be shared......
Now I am sure there are some ugly guys out there, but Jay-z has got be one of the ugliest mothas around.
In tribute to Jay-z’s ugliness here is the “Jay-z Ugly Posse”.
2. Next Ted-z, who is scared of the dark, loves the outdoors, hates getting his picture taken and loves late night walks, he fills the second spot in Jay-z’s posse very nicely.
3. Third we have Jessica-z, this dumb-ass hoodrat used to date Jay-z, before deciding that she was too pretty to be rollin with an ugly thug like Jay-z.
4. Next we have one of Jay-z’s closest homie, Sloth-z, this bad ass sloth loves crackers and Big Pimpin’.
5. Then we got Jay-z’s best friend, his only dogg, dogg-z, good doggy – good doggy.
6. Last but not least, the ring-leader of this ugly show, Jay-z, who is most notably known for dating Beyonce.
posted by mcwads @ 2:07 PM
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